This is hilarious. I've read quite a lot of your writing, Jason. I could very well be wrong, but my guess is that this story is based on a true incident and that you added some embellishments - not that that is a problem for me.

I once heard an audience member ask David Sedaris if something he wrote was true. Sedaris replied that it was "true enough."

"True enough" is good enough for me.

Keep 'em coming.