Oh, my gosh. Reminds me of my brother Steve. He married a woman who was totally sweet the entire time they dated. Then, once they got married, it was as if she had a personality transplant operation.

Then, one day, Steve says, "Kim, you never acted this way before we got married."

And Kim says, "If I acted like this before we got married, you never would have married me."

Steve doesn't bullshit. This is EXACTLY what happened.